Gorgeous people.

Too damn tired to blog!!! I managed to get the entire group together to head out to sentosa for the weekend to celebrate jie and my birthday... wooohooo!

There's too much to write about, so I shall not even start. But I think the pictures pretty much captured what happened that night.

When I got there, Jie and Ng Yun were already swimming in the Jacuzzi...

DAMN FUCKING COOL! there was a jacuzzi on the 2nd level of our suite!!

First, a toast to the birthday girls by Raj, the toast master...

Then a very special performance, song-and-dance by Raj and Han.

My gorgeous sisters.

Jason got bored sitting in a corner and I grabbed him for a picture.

Out on the deck enjoying some sea breeze with my bestfriends.

They wanted to pose for camwhore pictures but didn't want to risk looking gay.

so they used me as a decoy.

Us girls showed the men a thing or two about cam-whoring.

Had to grab this pretty lady for a picture before we all got drunk.

See what I mean?
Fuck, we still look damn gorgeous despite being wasted.

And this coming weekend it's out to the Changi holiday bungalows for Prav's 21st... Damn it, We're such party animals.

Sigh. I have great friends.

Thanks Prav, Shalu, Raj, Lutfia, Violet, Serhan, Han and Jason for coming out to
the island this weekend.. It's the best gift I could ever get - being with you
guys :)

Boyfriends and Pink.

SO HAPPY!!!

My darling Jason decided to take me out on a date because it's my birthday week!!
Mommy says, "how many days u want to celebrate??!!"
Haha. But who cares, as long as I get pampered till no end. At least I was kind enough not to make it a 5-day procession and declare it a public holiday.

Being so touched, I went to lido early to buy tickets for a movie to surprise him. Hmm... Balls of fury? Game plan? I guess Jason would like some thriller... Ah, ferryman!
When he met me, he asked, "WTF is that? Movie ah?" duh.

First stop: DOME @ Lido.

My Chilli Corn Carne. MUST TRY!! DAMN nice!!

Iced Latte with Gelato. GOOD for desert!

At Dome, they have magazines beside the booth seats for customers to browse. Jason picked one up and flip through it, showing me all the men's watches and saying "See? Kenneth Cole leh." Hinting or something.. Not too sure, I wasn't really paying attention. I was trying to do some kid's magazine crossword puzzle using my eyes to mark out the words, since i dont have a pen.

Suddenly something in Jason's magazine caught my eye. But before I could react, he flipped the page at the speed of light and pretended to be DAMN engrossed at some hulk-woman's body, saying "Wow, look! She must be on steroids!" with all the enthusiasm of a teenage cheerleader.

I saw through his act immediately. Glaring at him suspiciously, I told him very politely to TURN THE PAGE BACK. He politely refused, so I had to politely pry the magazine from his hands and very politely jab him in the abs with my elbow.

Ah, so this was what he was hiding:

Trouble getting me a gift? Anyone?

I stared wistfully at the shoes and watches while he stared devastatedly at the prices.

"Why must you like everything to be pink...", came his feeble pleas for me to move on in life and stop staring at the beautifully pink accesories. In his desperation, his grammar went all out the window.

Whatever. I ignored him and exclaimed in glee, "Ok, pink shoes.. from lilica, titus watch... if every month when you get your pay you buy me one... I wonder which I should get first... Maybe start with the shoes... Honey, do you know where is Lilica?"

I turned to look at him, batting my eyelashes only to realize he had his forehead on the table and was blaming all forces of nature that possessed him to bring me to Dome on this very fateful day.

After dinner, he wanted to get a sweater vest for some wine fair tomorrow at expo, so we went to topman. We picked it in 5 mins and just before he proceeded to the counter, he turned to me and asked, "you want anything?" (probably out of politeness, thinking that since topman only sells men stuff, I won't be interested, but not realizing that topshop is just beside)

OMG! This must be true love! His words were like music to my ears! I clapped my hands and hopped around topshop in glee.. hmmm... AH! Underwear!! Violet mentioned they were great!

While fluttering around topshop, I picked these:
Anyway, Girls, don't be cheated. I saw the sign that says 2 for $9, and I picked 2, but when Jason went to pay, both underwears costed $17.80. The salesman then said, "Only those with red tags are for the offer"

THEN WHY PUT ON THE SAME RACK?!! HUH?? TRY TO CHEAT POOR GIRLS RIGHT?

Nevermind, at the end of the day, the underwears may not cost as much as the stuff on the magazine, or be as pretty.. but nevertheless, it's from my amazing boyfriend, it's pink.. and it's a start.

right, honey?

No longer a teenager...

Because it's my birthday today!!!

well.. actually before 12midnight... 25th October. MEMORIZE IT.

got so many wishes the night before at midnight... only violet didn't sms me, so i thought my BFF (best friends forever!!) forgot about my birthday!!! Damn sad...

then this morning she kept smsing me asking me where am i, saying she's very sad and stuffs.. and she needed to see me badly.. so i thought, ok must be some problems that's why she forgot. I was in a forgiving mood, and honestly damn worried lah!

So i waited for her at the 2nd floor lift lobby in school. then she came up to me like some auntie with all the barang barang, and hugged me and sang softly in my ear, "happy birthday to you.. happy birthday to you.. happy birthday to bree, happy birthday to you!!"

Then she pulled me to the carpark and took this out:

WAH LAU!!! DAMN TOUCHED CAN!!! i almost cried... she didn't forget after all.. she said that she purposely didn't wanna sms me so she can surprise me... so sweet.. sobs. lovelove!!!

I mean, I had only 1 hour to study 3 chapters before my maths quiz.. but still, it was pretty darn amazingly sweet of her to do that!! She doesn't study in my school, by the way.. so she had to make the trip down.

OK LAH, her school is just next door.. but still.. it's damn sweet ok!

Then after that I studied with her for awhile and had to run off to maths quiz... although I didn't study much. but i was hoping since my birthday, God will bless me more right? Haha.

Then kenna ambushed (actually think they didn't know they would bump into me, coz cassie gasped damn loudly and told meredith "GO!!" then meredith ran off somewhere) by Cassie, Carol and Meredith on the way and they passed me this:

SUPER CUTE PINK BEAR!!!

Plus it's wearing a pink fairy necklace, pink bracelet and pink shoe earrings!! OH MY... So sweet right!! They especially went to the trouble to get everything pink lah!!

Then when i got home, my siblings gave me this:

Totall love it!! The inside is like shiny and the outside is pink and red!!

And mommy treated us to japanese buffet @ shenton.. YUMYUM!! ATE ALOT LAr... it's like ala carte kinda buffet, so basically we just sit there and order whatever we want. Plus, if you use OUB card, you get 1-for-1... so each person only around $26.. worth it right??

Thanks to everyone, Violet, Cassie, Carol, Gwen, Ping, Mommy, Jie, Pearl,
Brandy, Mcken.. for making my birthday so DAMN SPECIAL!!! And everyone who
wished me too.. I really appreciate it.. It's not about the gifts.. it's
about just simply being so FUCKING GREAT!

Although somethings happened the past week.. that really made me feel like
not celebrating my birthday at all.. and some people really made me feel like
shit, you guys made it more special that I could ever imagine! Thanks, guys..
for making me realize I still have something to smile about. Lovelove!!

Damn looking forward to this weekend!!! RAj, Prav, Han, and Violet are all
coming out to the beach to celebrate!!! My jie booked a suite @ Rasa
Sentosa..
and she say I can bring some friends.. whoopee!

Rugby World Cup!!

South Africa won rugby world cup!!! in a damn boring game. SA scored 15-6 against the English, but all points were scored through penalty.. I simply cannot believe that there's not a single try in the final. So south africa won, whoopee. The guys were damn happy lah! Han wore a green jersey with the shrek ears headband from Mcdonalds.

In the 2nd half, it started to get a little interesting as Cueto from the England team scored a try, but wasn't counted coz his foot touched the line. That's about as exciting as the whole match gets. So much for going over to Prav's at 3am, driving all the way to CCK just to catch the match.

In another more interesting game, the 3rd, 4th placing one between france and argentina.. Argentina totally trashed France in their own chao game! The referee was damn biased, kept fouling argentina, even when a guy was on the floor after kenna whack, he got yellow card for nothing.

Then another Argentinian tackle Chabal around the shoulders and got fouled for high-tackle. WTF??? OK la, I know Chabal damn BIG, but that doesn't mean a guy can't bring him down fairly right? Who dare to foul him? Please look at him.



Han says he looks like jesus on steroid.. haha. Fucking huge monster who gouged someone's eye. He damn CHAO can!

But although Argentina was getting short changed by the referee, they played their best and scored 5 tries against France. Haha! If score try then referee cannot say anything what.. GO HOME SUCK THUMB LAH, U STUPID UNETHICAL REF!!!

Amazing game! Argentina held their ground damn strong! Amazing attempts by France to cripple their opponents and get a medal for Chao-play! worth the petrol money to watch.

OH ya, on a random note, when I was searching for Chabal's picture, I found this:

Look how YANDAO!!! Haha. Beneath all that hair, he quite shuai lah, especially his earnest eyes.. So nice and sweet. And the beard is kinda endearing, don't you think? Sweeeeet. There's something in rugby for the ladies after all.

Jason told me something today:

You're nobody in a land of familiar, wanting to be somebody. But to be somebody,
you have to cross over to the other side, where there will be border bullies.
Also, just before the border, you have to scale the wall of fear to get to the
other side. As you take a step back into the land of familiar, you get more
comfortable and happy. You take another step, you feel better. Now the question
is, will you keep backing into the land of familiar and continue to be a nobody,
or take the leap of faith and be somebody?

I feel that in life, each of us have to hammer on the walls of our comfort zone and break through. Because as we continue to live in this little bubble, and continue to grow in it, soon we'll be too big for it and we will outgrow the little space we have. This is called maturity. We need to get out of our comfort zone and have a good look around and make something out of it.

Let fear be the fuel, and let our faith be our safety net. Fear will propel us forward. Instead of not going forward due to the fear of failing, go all the way and succeed and based on that fear. Should be fail, let our faith catch us and continue believing that a little detour shall be the rest stop for futher endeavours.

I think it helps to think this way. Leave no space for failures to exist.

My kinda Ladies Nite...

Wednesdays only spell 2 words for me.. LADIES NIGHT!! No, I didn't go clubbing.. I just gotta hang out with my best lady.. Violet!!

School was OK. was supposed to do some powerpoint presentation, but apparently my version is more advanced that the school computer's, so the file can't be opened. Yep, Now I'm SAVVY :)
Which reminds me of the song I heard on radio in my car on the way to school - Geek in the Pink. haha.

But thankfully someone brought a laptop with the later version of powerpoint and my group used her laptop to present... only to find out that the content is all wrong??? Fudz was like, WHAT IS THIS??? oops. Ok la, I found the wrong information, but I was the only one in the whole group who did the work and I wanted him to edit, but he didn't even wanna look!! So forgive me lah!!! Sorry... Anyway, the group was kinda cool, they didn't blame me. And Fudz found the website online and he presented off the internet.. So he kinda saved the day :)

Then RAJ dumped me after computer class to go to NUS to study with lutfiah... SWINE. HEY, I WENT TO BUY YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT OK!!! VIOLET AND I HUNTED ALL OVER PS FOR IT OK!!!

But it's ok lah, I hung out with the pool gang (the bunch of people who are perpetually at the pool room in school playing pool, even if they have no classes for the day, or even when they have classes going on) and I played a few rounds of pool.. OK LAH, I still got it!! Haha. I managed to beat LU and ANDREW (who kinda let me win on purpose). But it's a really close call.. really need more practice.. I'm losing it!!

And Melody kept me company (actually I think she was more of there with Jerome, but I don't care) and I made her camwhore with me:

Ok, initially I thought I would be blogging about Raj's present (ooh, how exciting. He asked for LKY documentary DVDs) but I got more exciting stuff to blog about!!
Violet: "OOoooh, What's ThaT???"

It's the GREATEST DAMN FUCKING SHOP!!! It's called GIRLS (how cool is that?), located at PS, and everything in there is PINK, Glittery, or just PRETTY.

LOOK HOW PRETTY??? *gets high on pinkdulgence*

Violet posing with some really cool pencil case and really cute furry pink hairband.

I ALSO WANNA WEAR THE PINK HAIRBAND!!! *snatches it off violet's head* BWAHAHA!

Pretty hairbands in all their pink glory***

Everything you want comes in pink, bestfriend included.

I look like damn angry with boys or something right? Actually I'm just angry/disgusted with the deluded pencil case.. WHAT TOTALLY NO BOYS??? I LOVE BOYS!!!

After all, that's the best part about being a girl - the boys! :)

Awww...

I stole this off Camy's friendster.. Cute.. but does anyone else find this sad? I find it rather sad leh. And here's a question: which do you think is the boy, and which do you think is the girl?

Of course I think the yellow one is the girl and the blue one is the boy.. coz women more emotional, and men tend to be insensitive right.

Forum Gathering..

I was invited to the Straits Times forum gathering today at SPH and decided to bring Jason along. Being grateful and helpful, Jason went to street directory.com at work to get directions and he printed out something that looked somewhat like a map.

The moment he met me, he told me to turn in between tower 2 and tower 3 of suntec city, to ECP. I immediately told him, if I turned there, it won't be ECP, it will be rochor road. Upon which, he looked at me incredously and exclaimed, "You doubt the MAP???!!"

Taken aback by his reaction, I told him very patiently, "no, honey... I don't doubt your map. I'm just telling you."
"Ok. But that's what the MAP said," Apparently, he swore by streetdirectory.com

After I turned, I told him "SEE, THIS ISN'T ECP, is it??" rather irritatedly, at the fact that he trusts the website more than his girlfriend.
"Fine. But the map said it was, why are you blaming me for what the map said??" he added stubbornly AGAIN.
"I'm not blaming. I just wanted you to know." I told him VERY patiently.
"I hate arguing with you, you know. I was just sharing with you what the MAP said," He said through contained anger, waving the papers around like a precious sutra. "If you think you know better than the MAP, you find your own way."

"Fine, pass me my paper", I snapped at him.
Upon which, he pulled out a crumpled piece of foolscap paper from my handbag, with a rough sketch of some map. As he stared at it unbelievably, I can almost hear his thoughts: What IN the DEUCE is that thing??? How can it compare to MY printed MAP with ARROWS???

Sorry lah, my printer broke down. Had to copy it off some website by hand.

I grudgingly shoved it under my seat and told him, "fine, we'll follow your map."
He immediately brightened up, consulted the sutra of roads and told me to turn towards the CTE, after which exit at braddell road, turn left, hit a T-junction and turn right, should reach already.

After we exited the CTE and hit braddell road, there was no T-junction. In utter shock and disappointment, Jason muttered devastatedly, "damn, the map is all wrong... I think we U-turn here and go back..."

Anyway, we finally found the place.

But due to the heavy downpour, most people were late, so we were considered rather early.

The talk was quite insightful, they tell us how the newspaper is being made, and they answered some pressing questions. Also, I learnt that for sports editing, the story has to be in within 5 mins after the game ends! So the article has to be written throughout the game. Cool! After that we had some delicious dinner and were supposed to tour the newsroom.. BUT my DAMN SHOES BROKE!!!

So tak-glam... broke right in the middle of the SPH there, and I told Jason better hurry leave later some reporter saw me and take picture then tomorrow I will be on headlines. Haha, as if they got nothing better to report.. But anyway, Damn sad lah!! Had to go home... so didn't get to tour the place.. SIAN.

At least we managed to get the goodie bag... a really nice gym/trolley bag.Singapore tourist in rome. Haha! Jason say the bag is good, can bring for holiday. This is how I will look like if I listen to him. Ok lah, quite cool ah? The bag came with 2 caps.

Don't think I will ever wear it out though... it has the words STRAITS TIMES FORUM on it.

Here's a picture I found in my phone. Jason snapped it during our month-sary dinner. He's damn funny, he loves to change the mode to sepia, take random shots and tell me, "See, I also can take artistic shots."

Speaking of artistic, here's the postcards I took from plush the other night. So pretty!!!

Saturday Night Fever

Looooong weekend!!! Super Busy!!! Friday was Raj's birthday so we went to LiquidKitchen at Bukit Timah... We were so spammed from the entire week of work/school/holiday that we were all just quietly stoning there. (violet was having her last week of holidays so she wasn't really spammed, but she's always pretty quiet anyway...)

It wasn't Jason or my birthday or anything, but after I took a picture with Raj, I gotta take a picture with him too, later he get jealous.. LOL!

Later they get jealous too... no need to put pink border lah... this picture nothing special also.. except for my nice lychee margarita!! lol. Can almost hear violet's "Kenna mocked" whining faintly in the background... "Breeeeee....".BWAHAHAha...

Ah, my lychee margarita got a friend!! Violet's strawberry margarita... Damn weird place.. serve the 2 margarita drinks in different glasses.. is it because one lychee one strawberry?? Can someone please offer some insight???

Hot Date.. Haha.. the picture looks like right? Who call them to go and act-atas.. sit there drinking wine.. haha actually Raj drank 1/4 then Jason drank 3/4 of it.. But then they also drank it quite fast lah, like drinking beer like that... then why not just order beer you ask? Coz Rajwin's mom stuffed us with amazing food before that so everyone very full...

The indian food is so hot that I keep farting after that and can feel the steam coming out from my asshole lor.. OUCH. Lucky never shit.. can imagine curry ass man.. damn painful.. HAha! Sorry had to digress.. bad memories lah.

Then yesterday Raj managed to persuade us to go camping lah.. not much, except he had this silly idea called "Earthen-baked Mexican Chicken"..

The Recipe:

1. Burn hot rocks until damn hot in the campfire.
2. Dig a hole. Rajwin say must dig until you reach mexico, that's why got the
   word Mexican in the name.
3. Place hot rocks into the hole, use stick or kick.
4. Wrap chicken in aluminium foil and place on top of hot rocks.
5. Bury everything in the sand.
6. Dig up in 15mins and serve.

It actually tastes quite good.. the skin was soft and tender, but the flesh inside was really cooked! Not much pictures coz it's pitch dark and you seriously can't walk a step without turning on your torch light.. but I managed to capture how the earthen-baked chicken was marinated.

With his bare-hands.. After he hiked, touched the drain, scratch his ass, touch the fire... No wonder taste good... perhaps it's not the earth or the mexican flavor.. but Pravin's skilful marinating hands..

We left early coz I couldnt take it.. too dark and scary.. so we went to pravin's place to watch rugby worldcup and I manage to get the guys to camwhore!

Actually Han was quite willing lah, he was posing in front of Pravin's full length mirror then I just snap the pictures and drag him to take pictures with me.. haha. He DAMN whore lor. Cam-whore I mean. and he still ask me to send him the pictures.. ...

no guy has ever said that to me, man.

We found some funny hats in pravin's room...

Makes a damn cool christmas card right? Lol. Jason so gonna kill me for making him look gay again. Bwahaha.

My Bestfriend in School.

Just called Raj to wish him happy birthday and he says that I'm the sweetest girl in the entire world. Awww* Big Smiles.

Actually he's one of the sweetest guy I know.. he's been a great friend to me and Jason... and almost everyone I know in school loves him. Not a single person I know would say anything bad about Raj, coz that's the kinda guy he is... He's my bestfriend in school!!

Actually we met once upon a time at MOS.. and we've been clubbing/pubbing friends... imagine my surprise when the 1st day of school I saw him in lecture! Haha. Ever since then, we've been really close in school :)

Too bad I was the 3rd to call! I just got home and took my bath.. wanted to be the first, but nevermind :) Next year I will call at 11:59pm and tell him one minute of crap until the clock turns 12 then i will pounce with my birthday wishes.

I'm like a birthday spy bunny. haha! Watch out, I'll spring birthday surprises on you, whether it's your birthday or not.

Anyway,

Happy Birthday, Rajwin!
You make school more fun for me.. don't know what I'd do if not for
you... LOVE YA LOVE YA LOVE YA!!!

Plush ain't so posh.

Yesterday violet says that she got an sms from plush (which she claims was at the canary opposite candy bar even though her boyfriend told her that the bar opposite candy bar isnt called plush, but that's a different issue.) for free invites, and apparently the drinks were as cheap as Dblo.. so, I managed to convince Jason and so the 4 of us trotted down to Clarke Quay.. only to realize the place didn't exist.

Then violet called the asshole who sent her the invite and he said that it was at 5 magazine road, near M.O.M., so after a brief discussion, and figuring out the directions, the 4 of us walked back to my car.

We got into the car and I announced to violet.. "what if the place doesn't exist and this fucker is just fooling with you?" Everyone immediately got mad at the motherfucker.

After a few turns.. we found ourselves at MOMO.

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER MOMO???

that ahbeng-ish place where fights and drunkards used to frequent until it closed down, probably because of the fact that it was an ahbeng-ish place where fights and drunkards used to frequent.

Everyone knows Momo died, and in it's place was Velvet Dragon, which closed down even before you can ask "WTH is velvet dragon?"

Velvet Dragon, has over the short span of time since opening sent me a million desperate invites, for free entry, free drinks, etc. But since we all know it's at the old Momo, we just ignored them and wish they would just close down and stop bothering us. Apparently, our wish came true.

So anyway, to cheat people to go over to Plush, the organizer apparently can't say "it's ex-momo, that's stupid ahbeng-ish place, that got shut down so we bought it cheap and didnt even change much of the interior, we just decided to call it an act-atas name so that people won't notice it's the same fucked up place, but u know where it is right?"

He simply told violet, "central mall, 5 magazine road" Who will know what is that lah!!! WAh LAu. JUST SAY EX-MOMO LAH!!!

But ok, it's alot quieter now as compared to MOMO. Lesser irritating people around. i always loved the interior of Momo, i just never liked the crowd. But anyway, the drinks were kinda cheap. housepours, 1 glass $5, jug $20, Bottle $100...

So violet and i cheered up and decided to camwhore inside the beautiful toilet.

Must Act posh in an Act-Posh place.

So pretty right the toilet?? Sigh, I wish my bedroom was like that...

Anyway Jason saw the pictures then he ask me, "This is the toilet??"

"ya.."

"THE TOILET HERE? BEHIND THERE (points to the toilet)??!!!"

"Yes. why?"

"WAH LAU, the men's toilet LOOK LIKE SHIT!!! (gulps his beer angrily)"

I don't know why he was so affected, perhaps he just loves the mirror and nice huge red velvet sofas... or issit the golden toilet bowl??? Haha.

Violet and my cosmetics on her boyfriend's bed.. I went over to their place to dress up with violet before going to plush (previously known as MOMO).

Month-sary!!

Happy 8th Month-sary, Big Boy! (Yes, that's what I call him now, but that's a long story...)

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jelly.
She met the man of her dreams and through some twist of fate, they finally got
together. But Jelly had a little secret, she was diagnosed with breast cancer..
her days were numbered.

Her boyfriend, Beanie loved her alot and didn't
mind the fact that her breasts were strangely starting to sag and wrinkle,
although he secretly suspected she's a horny 99 year-old lady trying to act
young just to get laid. But nevermind, he says, coz he loved her so much. So on
their 1st anniversary, he took her out and bought her all sorts of gifts and
treated her to the best dinner ever. And for the first time, he said "I love
you" to her.

He said it's the only time he will say he loves
her, coz he wants it to be special, so he wont say it all the time. He says it
should only be said on special occasions, (like on anniversaries, birthdays,
christmas, or when the irritating kid next door breaks his leg) so it will be
etched with beautiful memories in her mind.

She really enjoyed herself that night, but she
felt the cancer cells slowly gnawing at her breasts that she feels she can't
wait for the next anniversary. So, to hear her boyfriend say "I love you" again
and again, she decided to celebrate the day they got together every month.

At first Beanie was like, "WTF.. now I spend money
every month.. she damn bitch lah! Come up with this idea just to get more
presents.. think I dunno..." But he said nothing. And they celebrated their
month-sary for the first time. It was a great date, they went out for a great
dinner and movie, and before they parted, he kissed her on the forehead and said
"I love you". Then she went home.

However, that night she started to feel
uncomfortable and her breasts dropped off while she was sleeping. Due to the
loss of blood, she died that night.

After that, seems like couples everywhere, to
commemorate Jelly, celebrate month-saries! that's how month-saries came about, I
think...

P/S: Story is totally fabricated and
similarity to anyone dead or alive is purely coincidental.

Anyway, that's why I celebrate month-saries.. actually this is the first time we celebrated it. HAha. but it was great... Jason took me to fish&co @ glass house. We shared a seafood platter for 2.. Yummy!

But the food took awhile to come, so we decided to take some pictures.. Haha!

why waste money on a G-mask? Be cheapskate like me and buy stickers from taka! Jason says it's a tad too much. haha. This used to be Jason's phone, but my pink phone dropped into the toiletbowl (that's another story...) and Jason gave me his phone. Rajwin says I've feminized it perfectly. What do you think? LoL!

Ahhh, the food is finally here. Looks good right? Poor Jason was so hungry, but I kept pushing his hand away because I was trying to take a picture and it was in the way. *Awww.

By the way, before all of you think I'm damn bad to him, I bought him a really cool leather belt from TopMan today ok!!!

After dinner we went to kbox, but was too tired to take pictures there and not much to blog abt kbox la.

And for those of you who are thinking of going to Fish&co but don't wanna eat.. Ta-da! They have special Fish&Co. creations... nice.

And here's to you, big boy :)

girly jazz :)

I simply love being a girl.

Before the world brings me down to my knees and I get weary from the superficiality of life, let me just count my blessings. And before I get caught up in despair and lose sight of the best things in life, let me just ravel in unadorned bliss.

It's just so simple:

The top reason.. is of course, my bestfriend! Violet..

We go sun-tanning together every tuesday, we shop together, do our hair together, we giggle, we whine to each other, we support each other and we're there for each other 24/7... I simply can't imagine even the closest guy pals endulging in the activities we do.

We have no inhibitions around each other.. and of course there's no "I'm a man, hence I cannot show any emotions or affection in public" between violet and I! We hug each other all the time and we cry in front of each other without worrying about what we might think of each other. Being a girl is great!

Boyfriends... Something only girls can enjoy (and some men...)

I can scream and whine and he'll still love me the way I am. He tries to give in to my whim and fancy whenever he can.. Like when Gwen told me Mcdonald's were having hello kitty happy meal toys, I smsed Jason at work and told him I wanted one, so during lunch he went to each happy meal to get me the toy.. aww. and the poor boy's on a diet! Haha.

Come on, which guy gets such treatment? He sends me home everyday, accompanies me to late night movies, watches chick flicks with me, and goes to church with me! I'm so glad I'm a girl... Because frankly, Jason's rather homo-phobic.. so I'm lucky I'm a girl because if I were a boy, he'd kick me in the face.

Guyfriends... Every girl should get one.

Have I said it before? Let me say it again: I HAVE THE GREATEST GUY FRIENDS IN THE WORLD!!! hahaha.. Pravin, Rajwin, Adil... Gosh, how I love u guys! Guy friends are great, coz well, your girlfriends can't really be gentlemanly to u and carry your books in school and take care of you.. and sometimes girlfriends are too sweet and nice to tell u that u're being a bitch. But guy friends... well, they're great.

They can let u act all little lady and whine and throw a fit, and then carry your bags for you, but they'll treat u like one of the guys as well and joke and tease you and tell you that u're a bitch when you're in the wrong. (you say boyfriends can do that too? HELL NO. a guy should under NO circumstance tell his girlfriend she's being a bitch. Even if you think u can phrase it in the sweetest way possible? No chance. She's definitely gonna take it the wrong way.)

Especially when you're fighting with your boyfriend and you fail to see the man's point of view.. ta-da! They might even call up your boyfriend and have a man-to-man talk, but of course, they SHOULD always sway ur boyfriend subtly and make him apologize with candyfloss and jellybeans. This is one thing my guy friends aren't able to do yet at the moment... but it's ok, I'm magnanimous, I forgive.

Of course there are other less important stuff, for instance:

1. I get to take an hour dressing up and noone can say anything 'coz I'm a girl!
2. I get to throw tantrums and princess-fits once a month! (not even gays get this priviledge...)
3. I can make EVERYTHING my favorite color *pink* and get away with it (furry pencil case, pink bedroom walls, pink sweater, pink wallet, pink handphone, etc... no guy can get away with everything black, or blue.. it'll look utterly lame.)
4. I can wear my hair differently every single day!
5. I get to mix and match more clothes than any other guy!
6. I can bargain and grab at sales rack without judgement from other men!
7. I can use cheap knockoffs and decorate it to look preeettyyy!
8. I can use my handphone and take pictures of myself WHEREVER I AM! (i'd like to see a man try and do that)
9. I can say "i just wanna lie around and listen to jazz music today.. maybe lie in a bubble bath, or curl up in bed with a good book and some wine? I had a busy week!" without other men saying "Don't be fucking gay, I'm coming over there now to kick u in the ass and walk to zouk with my foot still stuck in ur anus so u gotta come club with us tonite, you fag!"
10. I can giggle like crazy and run around a candy store excitedly without other men calling me a retarded gay fairy.

*sigh. I love my life.

Thank you, LORD :)

TGIF!!!

if u sit beside me in friday classes (or even a few rows behind me), u will find this phrase extremely familiar.



TGIF MAN!!!



I was on MC last week and missed an exam on friday morning (not surprising since i never come for friday morning lessons), but i was granted a chance to re-take it.. only they didn't tell me when. So, thinking that I would get a chance to do it today during the morning lesson, I came this morning.



Only to realize it's a PLOT.



I told gwen and fudz that the school purposely dont wanna tell me when the re-take will be, so i will henceforth come for every dreadful 9am class (which i got there at 10am today) in hopes that i dont miss the re-take.



Anyway, class over, no re-take.. and im in the library, coz i got break till 4pm and i dun wanna go home coz i gotta give tuition somewhere around the west here @ 1+pm. SEE?? Doesnt it seem more and more like a conspiracy to punish me for missing classes?? By making me BORED in school??

Anyway, i just checked my email.. and the exam is scheduled for 6-8pm today. Yes yes, you might argue.. they sent me the email yesterday so that proves that the school is innocent and they had no intentions of making me come this morning.. and yes, u might say, i SHOULD be coming for my morning classes anyway...

I SAY PISS OFF!!!

The school obviously predicted that I would not check my mail in time (Proof: They sent it at 11pm.. or was it am? No difference.) And they probably checked my schedule and they know that I have a class at 4pm, so they wanted to keep me guessing and make me come for the morning class, hoping there was a re-take.. and then disappoint me and make me bored till 4pm. SO, instead of being totally innocent, it just takes a well-elaborated and well-planned operation to SEEM innocent.

Luckily, I'm smart enough to schedule my tution in between so i get to leave sch for awhile.
BWAHAHAHA! IN YOUR FACE, YOU SLY, CUNNING, DIABOLICAL INSTITUTION!!!

And on top of it, instead of having some humanity and just letting me off with the boredom as a punishment, they go and schedule the exam for 6-8pm... making me bored frm 5-6pm, and then making me stay till 8pm.

Such conniving and scheming behaviour DISGUSTS ME!!! tsk tsk (:

Thank God It's Friday.

Monthly Affair...

I realize I blog only once a month... I do not agree that it is because of the monthly PMS that I feel that need to whine that I blog here. This is simply because I mainly blog about happy and eventful stuff.

LIKE THIS:

Went to the salon with violet last week... on a totally random note.


Her: "I'm gonna cut my hair later"
Me (lying down with towel on face to prevent face from peeling and sun-burning) : "Ok, I'll go with u later"
Her (lying on her tummy coz she wants to tan her back): "ok"
Me: "Ok la, I think I'll be bored so I guess do something to my hair too"
Her (falling asleep): "ok"
Me: "Think I'll dye my hair"
Her: "Zzzz... ok"

She later decided to dye her hair at the salon after much pestering from me coz i didnt wanna be the only one with a bright weird-ass hair...

At least when jason asks me, "WTF did u do to your HAIR??!!"
I can say, "VIOLET DID IT TOO!! HERS MORE HAVOC LEH!!!"

THAT's a total and outright lie. hers is mellow lah, reddish brown looking thing.. she kept saying she dont want her hair to look too bright. She want like those cannot see kind. THEN DYE FOR WAD?? I ASK U??? Haha. Funny right, that girl..

I told her if we gonna spend the money, might as well make it worth it and obvious.. so i picked a bright blonde. Jason says look ah lian-ish on me.. but i dont care! that's why dye hair right?? coz black is boring.. and change is constant.

Anyway, we got our hair done at this really cheap place @ Bedok... $38 for dye only.. +$10 for treatment!!! And the job looks professional too. Just that the dye isnt really good quality I think.. violet say very painful n she look like gonna cry like that... I felt abit itchy.. but for me not so bad. Think i got some super-mega power scalp!

Feel damn bad.. I promised violet i will hold her hand coz she in pain but too bad my hair was in the steam and I was doing treatment so i cant go over and ruin my beautiful treatment.. later my hair all drop off... some more the ICY treatment feel damn shiok.. but i really feel bad ok!

Some more her face look like that:

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I felt so helpless.. I tried to look around for help or any useful tools to save violet but all I could see was my pretty HP... so I took a picture. HAhAha. I thought she was gonna like leap across the room and kill me but she passed me her HP to ask me take a picture of her using her HP too.. Sadist man, that violet. Haha.

I think everyone is just going crazy coz exams these few weeks!! (violet is just sadist on her own. she's on holiday, she not even going to school so this excuse is not for her. lol) But just the other day, I was having a conversation with fuzzy after maths class.


me: teacher didnt want to let me sign my attendance for the days I wasn't here.. WTF!

him: Oh, is it?

me: I bet he has a crush on me, he just wants to stop me from signing so he can pretend to talk to me longer so he can admire me. THAT FREEEEKIN PERVERT!!!

him: is it..

me: oh yes, I bet he masturbates to my picture at home. WTF. PAEDOPHILE!!

him: YA, I bet he is secretly in love with u, so he was just playing hard-to-get by not letting u sign, but he will bring the attendance book home and look at ur signature and masturbate to it.

me: ....

I was just trying to come up with excuses to scold that old man for not letting me sign my attendance for the days that i missed his class lah... trust fuzzy to say such stuff.. tsk tsk.

Another account of madness:

Last saturday went to sch to study with prav, raj n lutfiah.. then jason came down to find me.. and jason's so sweet la! he just sit there and wait for me to finish studying although he had nothing to do... awww*

Then after studying, we went up to the roof for a smoke.. and Raj had a stupid idea:





This is EXAM STRESS. hope UB sees this and reduces the workload.

Dolphin Massacre

to err is human, to forgive divine...