I ♥ KM8

Well, actually I ♥ over night beach parties, I ♥ getting down and dirty with my bestfriends and I ♥ free booze =)

When we heard about KM8's closing down party, we decided to pack our bags and drive out to the beach for the weekend, since we figured - closing down beach party = cheap booze and hot chicks in bikini.

The long drive into Sentosa...

Some private beach house estate.




































Amazing beach house with private yacht parked in backyard. YES, the waters come right up to the backyard. Sweeeet.

Ed's future weekend beach house.

Here's how it might look like.

At the Azure, one of the apartments on Sentosa. Andrea's boyfriend has a place there so we headed over for some pre-party booze.































































































The long walk down to the beach party... Don't feel bad for us, the walk is SO worth it - you'll see.





















Oh ya, meet Andrea's boyfriend (the guy in white), the one who has a place at Azure.






































































I ♥ KM8






































Little huts became the bar. As it turned out, the girls and I managed to get free drinks for everyone just by flirting with the male bartenders. We got 5 rounds for the entire gang - totally free =)







































































Guess who we spotted?? Haha. Mahjong buddy - Kenny.

Andrea and I got drunk, tried to find a secluded spot to pee, bumped into this really cute stranger, told him to take a picture of me and andrea which turned out blurry and ugly.

After much drunken whining from me, he claimed that it's because he's not in it. So he grabbed me for a picture and guess what, he's right.

This picture turned out much better.




















When the girls are away, the boys go all out to play.

I found these pictures in my camera after Andrea and I came back from peeing (and taking pictures with cute random strangers).


























































































































Meet roy, he's from England and he's good at spinning light sticks.
Andrea's boyfriend told me to tell him to stop the spinning 'coz it's irritating. I did, and he did.
Then he decided that a less irritating thing to do would be to hang out with us all night.


Oh well, party weekend's over. It's back to school and work for us mundane folks.
Hello there, Mr. Monday... meet my hangover.

Unanswerable questions of bimbo bree.

Yes, for those of you who hang out with me often (say, once a week)... i'm sure you all have caught me at least once (probably much more) in my bimbo moments. I swear that most of the time it's genuine, but well... sometimes it's just to mess with you guys.

I'm not stupid, I still have a high IQ. Sometimes fatigue just gets the better of me and it eats my brain up alive. Well today, after another presentation well done, as I was gloating (to myself) about my intelligence and brilliance on my drive home, I was suddenly reminded that I should not get too cocky 'coz I do have certain bimbo moments (I don't know why I hate myself).

Bon Apetit
"sweet gorilla nipples?"

The girl I met on speeddate is a... therapist
"who did she rape?"

Aiyah, don't you know that the pen-is mightier (than the sword...)
"so does it work on your penis?"

I think I shold go to FabulousTan
"who is Mr. Fabulous TAN and what does he sell?"

I was from somewhere near the Emirates
"oh, the airlines?"

This is made from leather
"err, that's skin right?"

*tap tap*
"who tap me?"
"aiyah. wtf, bree. I thought you were some chick"

"this poster looks too girly, let me man it up with some blue"*draws a pink thunderbolt*
"yea... nice one, girly boy"
"wtf, bree. all your markers are pink. you just replace the caps with different colors"

"my shortfilm is driving me crazy!! I'm so glad I have a proper job and I don't do this for a living"
"you're welcome for the help, I guess the reason I was able to help u... is coz I do this for a living"

"I forgot hotmail password"
"1234567"

"Hey, show me how to head shot leh"
"ok"
"wtf, you just killed me"

"you always lose your house key... I should keep it for you"
text message - "can u pls come over to my hse nw, Im outside e door n I cant go in coz u haf my only set of keys"

I've also included bimbo/himbo moments from 'other people'... you know who you are.

bree has left the building..

I'm not here.
I'm gone.
I may seem like I'm right here with you,
but inside me I'm all alone.

I'm sorry, this blog post doesn't exist.
Just let me rant, whine, begrudge.
The release is worth the risk of seeming melodramatic.

How ironic though, that it's my blog and my bona fide, but to everyone else I succumb to be judged.

Sigh. This is meant for my blogging pleasure. It's ok if you don't understand.. this post isn't quite meant to be read.

Best way to get to HK

姐妹情深 bree says (4:17 PM):
still cheaper to fly to macau first
then ferry to HK
but i will kill myself
weiwen says (4:17 PM):
yeah
just more lehceh
姐妹情深 bree says (4:17 PM):
yah boy. i will get lost in macau, get robbed, stand on a street corner and try to earn money for $$ to go HK
by the time i get enough cash, time for me to come back sg
weiwen says (4:18 PM):
macau is really tiny by the way
and there are free buses to the ferry anyway
from all the hotels
probably the same for the airport to the hotels
姐妹情深 bree says (4:21 PM):
yah, but if i get robbed. dont u think they will take my passport too
then i will have to earn enough money to buy a fake one from one of the pimps, who will probably give me a discount since i stand on the street corner and i give them some commission, and im their best girl coz i speak good english and i dont look hongkie, so abit exotic. they will give me some cool name like vyxen.
weiwen says (4:22 PM):
i should join them
wvyxen
姐妹情深 bree says (4:24 PM):
hahaha
i mean this in the sweetest way possible
but no way in hell
u will earn as much as me lor
maybe dress up drag then stand in a corner and they will refer to u as the "tall ugly girl with a name u cannot pronounce..... wvyxen"
weiwen says (4:27 PM):
hah
i will be pimping you then
and the rest of the vxyens
姐妹情深 bree says (4:28 PM):
...u pimp me for what.
if u happen to be in macau
u might as well lend me money to buy a fake passport n go home
and besides, u dont have the pimp daddy style
weiwen says (4:29 PM):
haha
姐妹情深 bree says (4:29 PM):
the most u can be my legal representative
let my clients know of their legal rights
weiwen says (4:29 PM):
well
you are my cash cow
姐妹情深 bree says (4:31 PM):
hahaha
u think so highly of me
i think the pimps will hire me to stand in front of their rivals brothel.... then I go "hiyahh...hamsum...Come come!!!" then all the men see me, they think i from the rival side, they hurry run to my pimp's brothel.
the most i get $50 to stand 1 night
weiwen says (4:33 PM):
lol
i wonder why you use those words
姐妹情深 bree says (4:34 PM):
what words??
weiwen says (4:34 PM):
stand and 1 and night
姐妹情深 bree says (4:34 PM):
... i mean stand outside the brothel for 1 night lah
weiwen says (4:39 PM):
haha
yeah ok
and $50 no less
remember how much you told me the price per pop?
姐妹情深 bree says (4:41 PM):
issit $50
anyway if u wanna book a girl for whole night
its in thousands
they pay me $50 to stand for 1 whole night. means either i look like tranny
or i got HIV

This is the Vyxen story, by the way -

姐妹情深 bree says (3:41 PM):

"Vyxen

Hailing from Las Vegas, these three foxy ladies bring the party to Bellini!"

oh the vyxens perform for free at the lounge
BWAhaHAhahaha
come on sweetie... dont u wanna see 3 girls that call themselves VYXEN???
not even Vixen.. but with a 'y'...
weiwen says (3:43 PM):
maybe they are VENessa, YENny and XENa
oh well
姐妹情深 bree says (3:44 PM):
Muahahaha. Yenny.
seriously. u'll love them!!
weiwen says (3:44 PM):
never heard of them until now in any case

Best way to get to HK is fly direct, don't try to be smart and transit in Macau, and don't think anyone is gonna save you. They're just gonna come down and pimp you for a quick buck. Lol.

Short Films

Did part of our filming today in school... then came home and edited them. This is 10% of our entire shortfilm - which means ALOT MORE WORK to be done =( Anyway, exclusive sneak preview just for my loyal readers!! =P Please comment and tell me how to improve... I must admit I'm quite an amateur.

Unlike Shawn Lee Miller who directed last night's episode of Unexpected Access on Channel 5 which had the highest ratings on Channel 5 since triple9 days, and had double the ratings of Singapore Idol finals, most popular episode of the series. Thanks, family and friends for heeding my whining and nagging and remembering to tune in =) you owe it to me lor, Shawnieee... better help me with my short film. Hmph!

P/S: Don't try to make sense of the storyline from these 2 scenes, they are not meant to go together and a huge part of the story in between is missing.
P/P/S: These are edited versions of the film with inputs from HC and Janson. The original versions should still be on youtube, but don't bother to look for them.

Surreal.

After Psy207, I decided to go to the library to mug for my exams and to clear some work, when some bespectacled geek chased after me,

him: Excuse me, excuse me...
me (thinking I dropped something): Yes?
him: Just now I saw you there at the table right?
me (thinking he wanted to conduct a survey): No.
him: Oh, anyway I just want to get to know you...
me (thinking he was just plain crazy and a little freaky): No, sorry. I'm kind of in a rush. I'm busy. Bye.
him -actually had the audacity to look shocked and disappointed-.

....Guys, please don't do this to girls ANYWHERE. Especially not in school lah... Really freaked me out. Wah lau.

Where do puppy dogs go when they're sad? Who do you tell if you don't have a friend?

Baby has been coming into my room these few days to sleep ever since my sis put his ladybug pillow here. His pillow is like a U-shaped neck support pillow where we can just rest his lazy head very perfectly in the bend. I'm always so fascinated with my little baby... he's quite smart that he knows the perfect rest position. I love to watch him rest, he looks so peaceful =) I wonder if puppy dogs have dreams...





Met up with my jiemeis on Sunday for Sushi.... it's been so long since we last met! I miss them soooo much =( But I guess that's what happens when we grow up and embark on different paths in life. Vam always so busy with her events and photoshoots (yep, she's big-time model now!), Pam is busy with her studies, her bf... and I'm busy with my company and my studies as usual. Qiqi's already in L.A... and she won't be back till 2 years later =( We've been missing her so much. Pam's going over to Las Vegas this May and won't be back till next year. Sigh.


What's most important is that we're still bestfriends after so many years and even though we don't meet up often, whenever we meet up, we have so much to talk about and we catch up with each other lives. And the best thing is that whenever any of us are in trouble, we know we can always count on each other =) Love love!!!

We took neoprints too, but I lazy to scan... when I scan I will upload ok? Lol.

Oh ya, we all have cutesy stuffs in our cars. Here's Vam with her Honda Civic. I should upload a picture of my Honda City, Pam's Mitsubishi Lancer and Qiqi's L.A. BMW Z4 soon. Hahaha. Our cars kinda represent misrepresent each of us. We've got mismatched vehicles. You'll see =P

死变态

Just now as I was standing by my window enjoying the night breeze and looking at the moon (full moon these few days, very beautiful)... I saw this strange guy walk stealthily out from under my building... then he crept towards the condo perimeter wall, cross the grass patch, and stood on tip-toe to peep into the landed property on the other side of the wall.
WAH LAU!!! Disgusting lor... He's some dirty old man... and he stood there for damn long lah! The picture is quite blur coz I don't dare to use flash, later he spot me then start to stalk me or something. Eeeeee. Gross.

Of Chinese words and colloquialism.

I refer to my previous post where I mentioned brushing up on my cantonese. I thought I was doing pretty well, until I realized there was a whole other level to the language:

姐妹情深 bree says (10:02 PM):
alot of work?
weiwen says (10:08 PM):
yeah
kinda
姐妹情深 bree says (10:08 PM):
ok.. 加油！！
weiwen says (10:17 PM):
係！
姐妹情深 bree says (10:17 PM):
huh?
weiwen says (10:18 PM):
haha
points if you understand what that means
姐妹情深 bree says (10:18 PM):
i had to use a babelfish translator
and it says 'department'
and it totally doesnt make sense
weiwen says (10:19 PM):
haha
of course
wouldn't that be an insult to ur intelligence if it was that simple?
姐妹情深 bree says (10:20 PM):
oh
issit like a pun
or some hongkie joke
weiwen says (10:22 PM):
not a joke
not a pun
姐妹情深 bree says (10:22 PM):
oh
weiwen says (10:22 PM):
it actually means something
姐妹情深 bree says (10:22 PM):
but not the direct translation
weiwen says (10:27 PM):
yup
姐妹情深 bree says (10:32 PM):
The written word for "to be" is 是 in spoken Mandarin (pronounced shì) but is 係 in spoken Cantonese (pronounced hai6). In formal written Chinese, only 是 is used. However, in Hong Kong, 係 is sometimes used in colloquial written Cantonese.
........colloquial written cantonese.
u are disgusting.
weiwen says (10:51 PM):
heh so clever
see
you learn something new
姐妹情深 bree says (10:52 PM):
hehe yea
i feel enlightened already


Moral of the story: I'm SO gonna die in Hong Kong.
*p/s: I'm really impressed with my ability to siphon off knowledge from the net.

Roadtrip Mishaps and Happenings.

Long story short, here are the mishaps:

1. Realized that my car was running low on fuel and decided to pump petrol... was unable cannot find a gas station and ended up having to drive around for half an hour.
   
2. Found a tiny shell kiosk that was closed (I thought all petrol stations were 24hours???)
   
3. Reached Malaysia customs and realized we needed white card and a tap'n'go card. We didn't have either.
   
4. Finally got our white card then realized we didn't have a pen.
   
5. Finally got into JB, then realized we lost our way and drove around for almost an hour.
   
6. When we got to the buffet I told the guys, "We split up, take different things and share ok?" The guys somehow messed up the instructions and everyone ended up taking ALOT of everything. Took too much food from the buffet and ended up wasting 99% of it
   
7. We felt bad about the wasting and decided to tip them only to realize we didn't have much Malaysian currency (or small SGD notes) left - so we tipped 4SGD.
   
8. When we were at the carpark, we realized we lost our parking 'autopay' card so we had to go back up to the KTV to look for it.
   
9. Couldn't find our card, and lift had stopped working, so we had to walk down 5 storeys in a deserted scary mall (horrifyingly resembling a scene in Left4Dead).
   
10. The guys tried to go to the carpark entry and 'cheat' the system by pressing for another card, then using the new card in the exit but somehow entry gantry machine wasn't working so we had to pay $25 for a new card.

And here's the Happenings:


In a nutshell.... the trip was SO WORTH IT.

Zzz...

Met Andrew n AY yesterday after work, and I randomly mumbled something about driving up to Malaysia. Andrew got Edwin and Shawn in a phone conference (which was on speaker) and after some random shoutings of "WHEN? NOW?!" and "YOU GUYS ARE NUTS! But I'm on my way!!!"... within an hour we all met back at the same spot with passports.

midnight roadtrip turned into morning driving madness. too tired to blog, will upload pictures and very funny videos of the roadtrip soooooon.

Feeding time at the zoo.

On Monday, we decided go on an off-road adventure - in search of a certain species of rare monkeys. We drove down to this really deserted road somewhere in the Seletar airbase (is it?) and lo-and-behold, found a quaint little eatery in the middle of nowhere.

Rather nice kampong style restaurant and I guess the most interesting thing about the place is how underdeveloped it is. Haha. I literally had to drive through grass and mud just to get there. Even the toilets were... uhm, different.

The moment we arrived at the destination after a long drive, the boys just had to go look for a toilet... and yes, that was our first glimpse of the monkeys.

I spy with my little eye....
Oooh, there's 2 of them!

The urinal's kinda cool huh. So old-school style. I've never actually seen a urinal like that in my life. Notice the flushing system at the top just above one of the monkey's head. I wonder how it works. Oh, I realize that I'm still wonderin now coz I've never actually seen anyone flushing. Which means the monkeys haven't learnt to flush yet.......

Ok, it's feeding time at the zoo.... so, meet the monkeys!


Careful now, please refrain from scaring these endangered species as they feed on their meal. These creatures are extremely shy so we have to approach silently and slowly as we observe them eating.

Their diet consists mainly of...

Pork ribs
Mini beef burgers
Chilli corn carne

And Chicken wings.

You will notice that the chicken wings are labelled by levels of spiciness. This is how this breed of monkeys vie for alpha-male status in the pack. The more chicken wings of a higher level a certain monkey can digest, the more he may boast of his masculinity and bravery among the other male monkeys. We are really fortunate today that we are able to witness this rare ritual.

Looks like a winner has emerged. The right most monkey may now relax under the moonlight as his opponents squirm and die from the heat of the chicken wings. But his leadership will not last, for soon the alpha-male position will be challenged.

Till then, he shall bask in his hard-earned glory.

It was a truly amazing experience!!!

In case u all were wondering, I died at level 2... and the boys didn't even manage to finish the plate of level 5 wings =)